Cartoon Bloopers

by TCSHAN

TCSHAN@aol.com

I bet you think cartoon characters never flub their lines or make mistakes.
You're in for a surprise.
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Scene of He-Man and Skeletor fighting with swords.  Suddenly He-Man's sword
goes into one of Skeletor's eye sockets by accident.  Although it doesn't
hurt him (no eye to penetrate), Skeletor gets mad.

SKELETOR: Hey!

He-Man is shocked, but laughs somewhat.

HE-MAN: (between chuckles) Skeletor, I'm so sorry!
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He-Man is fighting Skeletor again.  He-Man knocks Skeletor's sword out of
his hand.  Skeletor whips out his staff, but He-Man knocks that away, too.

HE-MAN: Give it up, Skeletor!

SKELETOR: Never, He-Man!  I still has one recourse!  (grabs He-Man's nose)
Honk-honk!

Everybody bursts into laughter.
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Prince Adam is about to give the post-show morality segment.

ADAM: Today we learned that...(brow furrows; Adam tries to remember)...today
we learned...(covers his face with his hand) Today we learned that I can't
remember morals.  (off-screen laughter)
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Lion-O is facing Mumm-Ra.

LION-O: Forget it, Mumm-Ra!  Your evil will never --

Lion-O suddenly lets out a loud burp.  He looks embarassed, and both
characters start giggling.
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Lion-O is facing Mumm-Ra again.  He's about to speak...but he can't remember
his lines.  Eventually, he recourses to embarassed giggling, and Mumm-Ra
laughs too.
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Jonny Quest and his pals have been captured by Dr. Zin, who is explaining
his latest plan to take over the world.

DR. ZIN: (finishing) Any last requests?

DR. QUEST: Yes.  Do you know your fly's open?

Dr. Zin looks down, zips pants up embarassedly.  They all start laughing.
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Captain N and the rest of the N-Team are producing the "Most Dangerous Game
Master" episode.  Mother Brain has just finished bragging about the Mike
Vincent android.

MIKE: Can it, Mother(bleep)er!

The N-Team is shocked; Kevin's pissed.

KEVIN: MIKE!  This is a kid's show, remember?  You're supposed to call her
"Lame Brain!"

MIKE: I am?  Oh, sh(bleep)...
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If those were the outtakes, the stuff they left in was pure gold.