Most, if not all, of the main characters have been called names, both as an insult and as a compliment. They've even called themselves a few names. Here, you'll find a list of all of the names the characters have been called on the TV series. This list excludes their regular names and titles. For example, I won't list Kevin, Kevinicus, Captain N, Lana, Princess, Your Highness, and other usual names and titles. Verbs and adjectives by themselves aren't listed either. The names are grouped by person. This section will grow as I review more episodes.
Young warrior, from another land - Ancient Prophecy,
"Kevin In Videoland"
The ultimate wimp - Simon,
"Kevin In Videoland"
The wrong guy - Kevin,
"Kevin In Videoland"
Human (2) - Eggplant Wizard and Mother Brain,
"Kevin In Videoland"
Twarp brain - Simon,
"Kevin In Videoland"
Captain Nuisance - Simon,
"Kevin In Videoland"
Captain Klutz - Kevin,
"How's Bayou" (version 2)
A whiz with the old Power Pad - Kevin,
"How's Bayou" (version 2)
Dead meat - Kevin,
"How's Bayou" (version 2)
A friendly caller - Bayou Billy,
"How's Bayou" (version 2)
Kid (6) - Bayou Billy (6),
"How's Bayou" (version 2)
One jim-dandy swampsman - Bayou Billy,
"How's Bayou" (version 2)
Bayou Kevin - Bayou Billy,
"How's Bayou" (version 2)
Captain S - Eggplant Wizard,
"The Most Dangerous Game Master"
Twirp - Mike,
"The Most Dangerous Game Master"
Lame Master - Mike,
"The Most Dangerous Game Master"
Dude (3) - Mike (3),
"The Most Dangerous Game Master"
Grave Master - Mike,
"The Most Dangerous Game Master"
Mike's friend - Kevin,
"The Most Dangerous Game Master"
Dragon Warrior (2) - Keeper of Power and Mother Brain,
"Three Men and a Dragon"
Valley kid - Kevin,
"Three Men and a Dragon"
Big mouth - King Hippo,
"Mr. and Mrs. Mother Brain"
Handsome Prince - Mother Brain,
"Nightmare On Mother Brain's Street"
Show-off - Simon,
"Nightmare On Mother Brain's Street"
Teenager with a Power Pad - Simon,
"Nightmare On Mother Brain's Street"
Good boy - Simon,
"Nightmare On Mother Brain's Street"
Mental dwarf - Simon,
"Nightmare On Mother Brain's Street"
The fastest Zapper this side of my TV screen - Kevin,
"Nightmare On Mother Brain's Street"
Tall person - Slimey,
"Nightmare On Mother Brain's Street"
Fool - Mother Brain,
"Nightmare On Mother Brain's Street"
Your Cuteness (2) - Simon (2),
"Kevin In Videoland",
"How's Bayou" (version 2)
Chick - King Hippo,
"Kevin In Videoland"
Darling - Simon,
"Kevin In Videoland"
Fair Princess (2) - Simon,
"Kevin In Videoland"
Your Wonderfulness - Simon,
"How's Bayou" (version 2)
Your Loveliness - Simon,
"How's Bayou" (version 2)
Your Simpleness - Simon,
"The Most Dangerous Game Master"
Kevin's girl - Mike,
"The Most Dangerous Game Master"
My young Princess - Keeper of Power,
"Three Men and a Dragon"
Your Adorableness - Simon,
"Mr. and Mrs. Mother Brain"
Fool - Mother Brain,
"Mr. and Mrs. Mother Brain"
My little Princess - Simon,
"Mr. and Mrs. Mother Brain"
Your Ordinaryness - Simon,
"Mr. and Mrs. Mother Brain"
Cutest chick - Mother Brain's computer mind mirror,
"Nightmare On Mother Brain's Street"
Cute Princess Lana - Mother Brain,
"Nightmare On Mother Brain's Street"
Beautiful Princess (2) - Mother Brain and Simon,
"Nightmare On Mother Brain's Street"
Her Loveliness - Simon,
"Nightmare On Mother Brain's Street"
Lovely Princess - Malkil,
"Nightmare On Mother Brain's Street"
Monster - Lana,
"Nightmare On Mother Brain's Street"
The highest ranking officer of Her Highness' Court - Simon,
"Kevin In Videoland"
Lana's dearest friend - Simon,
"Kevin In Videoland"
Handsome hero - Simon,
"Kevin In Videoland"
Lana's loving Simon Belmont - Simon,
"Kevin In Videoland"
Dude - King Hippo,
"Kevin In Videoland"
An animal lover - Simon,
"How's Bayou" (version 2)
Tracker - Lana,
"How's Bayou" (version 2)
Captain N - Swamp creature,
"How's Bayou" (version 2)
The wrong guy (2) - Simon,
"How's Bayou" (version 2);
Eggplant Wizard,
"The Most Dangerous Game Master"
Puff's mother (2) - Simon and Kevin,
"Three Men and a Dragon"
Expert at milking a cow - Simon,
"Three Men and a Dragon"
Puff's Papa Simon - Simon,
"Three Men and a Dragon"
Simon The Terrible - Simon,
"Three Men and a Dragon"
Skilled archer - Simon,
"Mr. and Mrs. Mother Brain"
Fine thing - Mother Brain,
"Mr. and Mrs. Mother Brain"
Traitor - Kevin,
"Mr. and Mrs. Mother Brain"
My darling Simon - Mother Brain,
"Mr. and Mrs. Mother Brain"
Your lawful wedded husband - The Count,
"Mr. and Mrs. Mother Brain"
Handsome Prince - Simon,
"Nightmare On Mother Brain's Street"
Airhead - Kevin,
"Nightmare On Mother Brain's Street"
Man - Simon,
"Nightmare On Mother Brain's Street"
Lunch - Slimey,
"Nightmare On Mother Brain's Street"
Thanksgiving turkey - Simon,
"Nightmare On Mother Brain's Street"
Real man - Simon,
"Nightmare On Mother Brain's Street"
Next contestant in the Mr. Videoland Universe Contest - Announcer in the Nightmare Zone,
"Nightmare On Mother Brain's Street"
Simon "The Body" Belmont - Announcer in the Nightmare Zone,
"Nightmare On Mother Brain's Street"
Little man - Dragon Lord,
"Three Men and a Dragon"
Kid - Lana,
"The Most Dangerous Game Master"
Mutt (4) - King Hippo,
"Kevin In Videoland";
Kevin, Simon, and Bayou Billy,
"How's Bayou" (version 2)
Dukey - Kevin,
"How's Bayou" (version 2)
Boy (4) - Kevin (2),
"How's Bayou" (version 2);
Kevin,
"The Most Dangerous Game Master";
Kevin,
"Nightmare On Mother Brain's Street"
The best friend I've got in the world - Kevin,
"How's Bayou" (version 2)
Clever cur - Simon,
"How's Bayou" (version 2)
Part-cat - Simon,
"How's Bayou" (version 2)
Fleabag - Eggplant Wizard,
"The Most Dangerous Game Master"
Fella - Kevin,
"Mr. and Mrs. Mother Brain"
Pizza - Kevin,
"Nightmare On Mother Brain's Street"
Four-legged little thief - Kevin,
"Nightmare On Mother Brain's Street"
Beautiful goddess - Mother Brain,
"Kevin In Videoland"
Queen of Videoland - Mother Brain,
"Kevin In Videoland"
My sweet potato - Eggplant Wizard,
"Kevin In Videoland"
Your Discustiness - King Hippo,
"Kevin In Videoland"
Your Sugar Beetness - Eggplant Wizard,
"Kevin In Videoland"
Beautiful Queen of Videoland - Mother Brain,
"Kevin In Videoland"
That evil - Simon,
"Kevin In Videoland",
(Lana claps her left hand over his mouth and cuts him off)
The most beautiful brain in the world - Mother Brain,
"How's Bayou" (version 2)
The cleverest brain in the world - Mother Brain,
"How's Bayou" (version 2)
Party pooper - Dr. Wily,
"The Most Dangerous Game Master"
Bird brain - Mike,
"The Most Dangerous Game Master"
Lame brain - Mike,
"The Most Dangerous Game Master"
Two-faced brain - Lana,
"Three Men and a Dragon"
Brain breath - King Hippo,
"Three Men and a Dragon"
Her Royal Magnificence - Eggplant Wizard,
"Mr. and Mrs. Mother Brain"
My little Princess - Simon,
"Mr. and Mrs. Mother Brain"
My dearest Mother Brain - Simon,
"Mr. and Mrs. Mother Brain"
The most beautiful brain in the world - Simon,
"Mr. and Mrs. Mother Brain"
Radiant, pickled brain - Simon,
"Mr. and Mrs. Mother Brain"
Luscious lump of grey matter - Simon,
"Mr. and Mrs. Mother Brain"
Mrs. Mother Brain - Mother Brain,
"Mr. and Mrs. Mother Brain"
Lovely lady - The Count,
"Mr. and Mrs. Mother Brain"
Your lawful wedded brain - The Count,
"Mr. and Mrs. Mother Brain"
Evil villainness - Ancient Prophecy,
"Nightmare On Mother Brain's Street"
Cutest of them all - Mother Brain,
"Nightmare On Mother Brain's Street"
Most beautiful woman in Videoland - Mother Brain,
"Nightmare On Mother Brain's Street"
Big, juicy apple - Eggplant Wizard,
"Nightmare On Mother Brain's Street"
Apple - Mother Brain,
"Nightmare On Mother Brain's Street"
Baked apple - Eggplant Wizard,
"Nightmare On Mother Brain's Street"
Ugly witch - Kevin,
"Nightmare On Mother Brain's Street"
Big Momma Brain - Eggplant Wizard,
"Nightmare On Mother Brain's Street"
Queen Mother Brain - Malkil,
"Nightmare On Mother Brain's Street"
New Ruler of Videoland - Mega Man,
"Nightmare On Mother Brain's Street"
Ratbrain - Mother Brain,
"How's Bayou" (version 2)
Ed - nametag,
"The Most Dangerous Game Master"
Dr. Boob Tube - Eggplant Wizard,
"The Most Dangerous Game Master"
Handsome - cute blonde girl,
"The Most Dangerous Game Master"
Stupid blimp - Eggplant Wizard,
"The Most Dangerous Game Master"
Incompetent vegetable (2) - Mother Brain and Eggplant Wizard,
"Kevin In Videoland"
Brainless idiot - Mother Brain,
"Kevin In Videoland"
Pig - King Hippo,
"Kevin In Videoland"
Eggy - Eggplant Wizard,
"The Most Dangerous Game Master"
TV Repair Eggplant - Eggplant Wizard,
"The Most Dangerous Game Master"
TV Repair Man - Eggplant Wizard,
"The Most Dangerous Game Master"
Dr. Dead Meat - King Hippo,
"The Most Dangerous Game Master"
Jerk breath - King Hippo,
"The Most Dangerous Game Master"
Egghead - Mother Brain,
"Three Men and a Dragon"
Idiot - Mother Brain,
"Nightmare On Mother Brain's Street"
One bad eggplant - Eggplant Wizard,
"Nightmare On Mother Brain's Street"
Poor soul - Eggplant Wizard,
"Nightmare On Mother Brain's Street"
Mental midgit - Mother Brain,
"Nightmare On Mother Brain's Street"
Rotten eggplanticus - Kid Icarus,
"Nightmare On Mother Brain's Street"
Vegetable breath - Kevin,
"Nightmare On Mother Brain's Street"
Apicus Maximus - Kid Icarus,
"Kevin In Videoland"
Bad breath - Lana,
"Mr. and Mrs. Mother Brain"
Pour souls - Mother Brain,
"Kevin In Videoland"
Mother Brain's minions - Ancient Prophecy,
"Kevin In Videoland"
Toast - Kevin,
"Kevin In Videoland"
Incompetant pukebrains - Mother Brain,
"How's Bayou" (version 2)
Incompetant slobs - Mother Brain,
"The Most Dangerous Game Master"
Repair men - Simon,
"The Most Dangerous Game Master"
Dead vegetables - Eggplant Wizard,
"Three Men and a Dragon"
Idiots (2) - Dragon,
"Three Men and a Dragon";
Mother Brain,
"Mr. and Mrs. Mother Brain"
Party crashers - Mother Brain,
"Mr. and Mrs. Mother Brain"
Fools - Mother Brain,
"Nightmare On Mother Brain's Street"
Evil comrads - Ancient Prophecy,
"Nightmare On Mother Brain's Street"
Foolish humans - Malkil,
"Nightmare On Mother Brain's Street"
Sucker Team - Eggplant Wizard,
"The Most Dangerous Game Master"
No-brains Team - Kevin,
"Three Men and a Dragon"
Dragon food - Mother Brain,
"Three Men and a Dragon"
Stooges - Kevin,
"Three Men and a Dragon"
Main course of a dragon barbeque - Kevin,
"Three Men and a Dragon"
Fools - Mother Brain,
"Three Men and a Dragon"
Friends - Kevin,
"Three Men and a Dragon"
Intruders - Guard,
"Three Men and a Dragon"
Kevin Keene / Captain N
Princess Lana
Simon Belmont
Mega Man
Kid Icarus
Duke
Mother Brain
King Hippo
Eggplant Wizard
Donkey Kong
The Count
Groups
King Hippo and Eggplant Wizard
Kevin, Lana, and Duke
Kevin, Simon, and Duke
King Hippo, Eggplant Wizard, Dr. Wily, and Malkil
Kevin, Lana, Simon, and Kid Icarus (and Mega Man?)
Kevin, Lana, Simon, Mega Man, Kid Icarus, and Duke
Kevin, Simon, and Kid Icarus
Kevin, Simon, Kid Icarus, and Duke
Lana and Mega Man